Why did the chicken cross the road?
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> DONALD TRUMP: We will build a big wall to keep illegal chickens from crossing the road. We will have a door for legal chickens.
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> JOHN KERRY: We will trust the chicken to tell us whether it crossed the road or not.
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> CHRIS CHRISTIE: We need to water board that chicken to find out why it crossed the road.
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> RAND PAUL: It's none of our business why the chicken crossed the road.
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> NANCY PELOSI: We will have to wait until the chicken crosses the road to see what it says.
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> CARLY FIORINA: Hilary Clinton lied about why the chicken crossed the road.
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> BRIAN WILLIAMS: I crossed the road with the chicken.
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> BEN CARSON: This isn't brain surgery. To look for pyramids... it wanted grain.
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> SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
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> BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
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> HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?
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> GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
> The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
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> BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
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> BERNIE SANDERS: That little chicken will pay 80% income taxes no matter what side of the road it's on. He's got to help finance free college even for those that just want a four year vacation.
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> AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
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> AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
Courtesy of Robby Bowling